So this blog kind of started out as a unwillingly forced project in my previous semesters Monday Wednesday English class, buuut after a semester of pretty much doing jack shit......I kinda miss this lil creative writing schmig.
I enjoy writing enough, and I like to think that what I have to say would mean something to others or at least strike their fancy of interest, Instead of just giving you a boring play by play of my day, followed by my ignorant nostalgic after thoughts of "...In the end, I'm really happy with my decision.....of going with the McChicken instead of the McDouble..." (true story)
......best of luck to both of you...
Anyways...
So I hear Wrigley's is coming out with their first medicinal prescription chewing gum.....with Viagra.
No joke, people, this stuff is real.....authentic.....Boner fide.
Apparently, its for the guys who are embarrassed about the erectile dysfunction of their penis....which is understandable, because who would be okay with having to stop in the middle of the "process" to go swallow a pill, and tell their partner "Okay baby, we got an hour to kill before this shit kicks in.....Wanna play Modern Warfare"?
So, with the gum, its completely discreet! You can chew it all night! ....and the tag line could be "I Blow Bubbles So You Can Blow Me!"
.....I think It'd make a killing in profits......and I bet they'll reintroduce it later on with Listerine, for breath freshening power....
Nobody needs halitosis cock-blocking them.
